Watch some porn!

How much do you want to bet if'I'd said, "Sure, I'll bring some hardcore BDSM stuff" he would have had an apoplexy? Guys, we're not stupid. "Just kidding" is weak.

Is this a joke?

Teehee. I'm a unicorn.

Things were going well... Then I grew fangs or something.

This confused me.  I only crush dudes that hurt me first. :) never met this dude and he felt I needed to get lost (cut off comment).

Yu ain't gonna get no man with dat attitude

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